If you’re the kind of guy who overthinks his opening line, don’t worry—I probably overthink my responses too. Let’s just be awkward together. 🤭

If you like philosophy and bad puns, we’ll get along just fine.

A little sweet, a little spicy—like a perfect cocktail. 🍸 I appreciate kindness, witty banter, and a man who doesn’t need to shout to be heard.